Now I'm noticeably dumber than I was one year ago And I would like to think it's a better thing, but I'd tell myself almost anything these days It's a little complicated, lettin' people down is a full-time business My shallow commitments surrounding me, I snapped my cellphone to escape Now somewhere in this town there's a lynch mob for me Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings It's gettin' hard to stand up straight Now there's strangers in the kitchen I'm dodgin' people like they're bullets 'Cause we're not talking, we're just practicing our small talk And I've learned tricks about savin' face I gotta keep you all thinkin' that I'm lovin' this place I don't mean to be crude but I can't talk to you without a cigarette in my hand It's a crutch to hold me up It's my shield from all you Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings Oh charlatan me I can't control all these feelings You must me down all because of me