Tom: Am
|C G/B |Bb F |Fm C |G |
[Verse 1]
C G/B
She always said if something ever
Bb F
Happened to me she would never
Fm C
Fall in love again, uh
G
What a waste
C G/B
We always said we'd go together
Bb F
But if I'm just half of her forever
Fm C
This goes out to whoever
G
Takes my place
[Chorus]
N.C. C G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
Bb F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Fm C
Let her sleep late as she wants
Dm G
Home is her favorite restaurant
C G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
E Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
F
She loves babies, hates glitter
G G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
Dm Fm N.C.
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her
[Verse 2]
C G/B
She's insecure about her legs, right
Bb F
Something wrong with her hair, right?
Fm C
Just tell her she's crazy (crazy)
G
Even though she won't believe you, nah
C G/B
Best advice I can give you, brother
Bb F
Don't ever say she's acting just like her mother
Fm C
Even though she does sometimes (sometimes)
G
It's gonna be our little secret
[Chorus]
C G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
Bb F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Fm C
Let her sleep late as she wants
Dm G
Home is her favorite restaurant
C G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
E Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
F
She loves babies, hates glitter
G G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
Dm Fm C
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her
[Bridge]
G/B
Make her feel better
Am
Say something funny
F
Say something 'bout the weather
C G/B
Tell her wherever I am, I'm good
F
And if she thinks she can love again
She should, understood?
[Verse 3]
C G/B
Orchids, that's her favorite flower
Bb F
Don't ever watch "The Office" without her
Fm C
After church, she gonna talk
N.C.
Her favorite season is football
[Instrumental]
|C G/B |Bb F |Fm C |G |
Ooh-hoo-hoo Oh, yeah yeah
[Chorus]
C G/B
She don't give two cents 'bout money
Bb F
Likes a little coffee in her honey
Fm C
Let her sleep late as she wants
Dm G
Home is her favorite restaurant
C G/B
Don't you dare come home if you're hammered
E Am
Better watch your mouth and your grammar
F
She loves babies, hates glitter
G G/F#
You better shave before you kiss her
Dm Fm C
And if she ever misses me, please, don't let her
