Waitresses

Wise Up

Waitresses


This meeting will now come to order 
Please take your seats 
The minutes of the last meeting will be read 
Old business, new business 
There's a motion on the floor 
That we review new applications 
State your qualifications, be specific

Pounding my head against a brick wall 
Finally got smart 
Wised up 
Gonna look out for myself now 
I know better now 
Won't do it again 

Tell us about yourself 
What events have brought you to us? 
How did you reach this decision? 
Are you aware of our function? 
The consequences and restrictions of this organization 
Be reminded we are listening for slip-ups 
Indicating a lack of conviction...

Gave myself a little credit 
I won't repeat 
Past mistakes, mistrust my feelings 
Learn from my experiences 

Administer the serum 
Where's that list of questions? 
We all know why we're here 
So let's get right to it 

There must be order 
Shocking revelations 
We are all deeply affected 
But how many times'? 
How many times must they get burned 
Before they learn their basic lesson 
Recondition their behavior 
Reprogram their responses?

Only stupid people 
Fail to see 
That it's a bad thing maybe in the 80's, 
but I doubt it 
We're concerned about our members 
Ours is a very select group 
Go home and think about it 
Come back tomorrow and we'll talk some more 
OK gentlemen let's break early 
we've all got things to do.