Random man on the motorway What are you doing there Random man you took your coat away That wasn't very fair Where are you going Where have you been Did you have a nice day Did you smoke some heroin Random man, random man Random man, random man Random man on the motorway I'd like to know your name Was your car run out or was it towed away Or is your pony lame Did you have a fight with your bossy wife Did she threaten you with the kitchen knife Random man, random man Random man, random man Random man on the motorway Have you been very bold You look like you're just about to float away You must be very cold Did you rob a bank Did you steal a life Have you run through the fields Oh Random man Random man