Bitches are jealous because I wear better clothes than them
Tearin' up the party with my boys on the weekend
Got more X's in my name than a tic-tac-toe game
All these river sluts tryin' to get up in my band fame
I'm walking down the street and I'm getting lots of stares
Probably 'cause everyone is jealous of my hair
I'm sick of everybody always claiming that I'm gay
People walking down the street while I'm riding on a Segway
Bitches need to step off Maxx's dick, his dick
'Cause at the party I'll be sucking his dick...
Mike was just kidding 'bout that last line
We're not gay or anything, he just couldn't find a rhyme
