That was a lot of wine for a work night But I’m up and dressed and washed and out the door Racking through my brains, past the headaches and pains To find out what I did the night before This didn’t seem so hard when it was regular An occasional lapse carries a stronger warning How could I refuse? Mouthwash is the best excuse For tasting alcohol in the morning These gaps in my memory Are starting to worry me Sat with a fuzzy head in the office Your questions seem to fall on deaf ears They’re actually getting in but hitting a layer of skin That formed somewhere around the third round of beers Now I can’t figure out what you’re asking But I can make another round of drinks The caffeine will open my eyes and form an effective disguise So I look like I am still able to think These gaps in my memory Are starting to worry me.