The news gets bleaker and bleaker The skies above get dark There's no birds left in the sky No squirrels in the park People are stockpiling food in cans They board up their windows and doors But we're out for a walk through the deserted streets Nothing left in the looted stores We won't lose our minds When the sun fails to shine At the onset of ominous weather When the shit hits the fan I'll be holding your hand And we'll face armageddon together Yeah, it's all doom and gloom but I whistle a tune As we enjoy our very last sight of the moon Someone shouts from a window, "what's wrong with your face?" We're the last ones smiling in the human race If we're all to be wiped out, if it ends tomorrow What's the point filling our last hours with sorrow? So when the tremors start and the earth is a-quiver We'll just take off our clothes and jump in the river.