Tom: D
D A G
Saw you on the street
D A G
We had to meet
D A G
I thought I should greet you
D A G
In just one week I would delete you
D A G D A G
D A G D A
People say the stupidest things on their first date
G
Like "What's your real name?"
D A G D A
They reveal their ignorance but you adore them
G
So you just ignore them
D A G
Then came you raising the bar
D A G
Oh, you, you won't be undone
D A G
I looked into your eyes and much to my surprise, I
A
Saw there was nothing in there
G
'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air
D A G D
There goes my future ex girlfriend
A G
She's as sweet as a rose
D
Yes, she is
A G D
She has such beautiful lips now
A G
If only they were closed
A G A
I love how you adore me, oh
G
But honey how you bore me
A G
Your life's such a wreck
A
And I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
G D
It took me just one week to despise you
D A G D A G
A G A
And I don't care that you're a model, no
G
'Cos let me say it's clear to tell
A
That your brain is shot to Hell
G
And no one cares that you love Keanu
A G
Oh, what's the difference anyway
A
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
G
But let's face it he's too hot to be straight
D A G D
There goes my future ex girlfriend
A G
That girl's such a prize
D
Yes, she is
A G D
She'll be the Queen of the world for a day
A G
Or less in my eyes
D A G D A G
D A
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
G D
When I give you the boot, oh
A
I hate to seem so superficial
G D
I just think i'll look more official
D A G D
There goes my future ex girlfriend
A G
She's as sweet as a rose
D
Yes, she is
A G D
She has such beautiful lips now
A G
If only they were closed
D A G D
There goes my future ex girlfriend
A G
That girl's such a prize
D
Yes, she is
A G D
She'll be the Queen of the world for a day
A G
Or less in my eyes
D A G D A G
