I hate all of the boys in this place All they can say is: Hey babe Constantly going insane, insane I hate all of the girls in this place Chronically resting bitch face But I'm getting lonely and it's late Take me over to the sink I've had a bit too much to think And boy, oh boy, you look like I need a drink Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion I'm fully loaded, waiting for you to pull it And this emotion has got me on the floor floatin' Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion I hate all of the songs that they play All of them sound the damn same Not quite sure why I stay, I stay I came all the way here a damn shame None of these girls have got game But I'm getting lonely and it's late Take me over to the sink I've had a bit too much to think And boy, oh boy, you look like I need a drink Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion I'm fully loaded waiting for you to pull it And this emotion has got me on the floor floatin' Take the potion and fall in love in slow motion