Guuzen todoita tegami wa nanto fantastic!!
Daitanfuteki na kaitou kara no yokokujou
Shinmai kisha wa toujou geeto o nusumiminagara
Hannin sagashi ni honsou shiteiru
Ookushonia ga wasuremono o shite? Furiteiku to
Chikoku girigiri? Maipeesu na seibishi touchaku
Keikan douhan? Guai no warusou na sarariiman wa
Toori de mafia ni karamaretera rashii?
Gouka na kyakyusen de himitsu no ookushon
Koufuku o motarasu densetsu no daiya
Genjuu keibi no ami o azayaka ni kakimidashite
Fantastic na kaitou shoo o hajimeyou ka
(Are you ready?)
Gouka na fake ni kurunda joker ga ugokidasu
Kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no sai wa nagerareta
Subete no kaado o soroe kandou no finale ni wa
Finder koshi no sinjitsu o abaite
Majishan no yokyou wa engi o katsuida? Pafoomansu
Kaishi jikoku ga wazuka ni oshiteiru?
Genjuu keikai piripiri shiteiru? Keikan wa
Arakure mafia o niramitsuketeiru?
Wain o koboshita seijika wa douyara nebusokugimi?
Tonari no isha ga o-kusuri o douzo to?
Ottori ueitoresu wain ni shanpan susumeru mo?
Joyuu wa uisukii rokku o tanonda?
Konya no shuyaku ga youyaku go-toujou
Miwaku no kagayaki ni kaijou wa daikoufun
Genjuu keikai no ami wa ichibun no suki mo nai
Aa, dou kangaete mo fukanou hanzai hajimeyou ka
(Are you ready?)
Bid o 8 de kizande hanmaa ga odoridasu
Gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake paatii?
Totsuzen, raito ga kiete teiden? Makkura na yami no naka
Shoo kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita
Juu-byou hodo de teiden ga kaifuku guuzen no toraburu?
Juusei wa doko kara kikoete kita? Tenimotsu kensa torenai!
Mado gurasu ga kowareteiru mitai? Hito ga toreru kurai
Dareka ga taoreteiru! Kyaa!
3, 2, 1, action!
Shinku ni somari taorefushita seijika o kaihou shiteiru isha no
Haigo ni suwaru joyuu ga fui ni otoshita gurasu no katadzuke ni
Owareru ueitoresu ni butsukatta hazumi de abareta hato o
Wareta mado kara nigashiteshimai kanashinde torimidasu majishan ni
Yaji o tobashite karakau mafia o chuui shuru keikan ni
Bureekaa no turaburu houkokusho o motte kikta seibishi no waki de
Koshitantan to sukuupu no neta o sagasu kisha no
Ashimoto ni korogatteiru dangan wa dare ga nan no tame ni nani o utta no ka?
To dareka ga tsubuyaita sono toki
Shuumaku o tsugeru ookushonia no himei ga todoroita
(Oh really)
Koufuku no daiya ga kiete kaijou wa daikonran
Genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yukuefumei nan dattee?!
Mado o kowashite kanpan e? Ume e tobikonda no ka?
Bukimi ni tadayou shiruku hatto
Yougisha mo daiya mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka
Kanzen hanzai meikyuuiri no shoo wa kore de owari
Saa, mou kaado wa sorotta kandou no finale ni wa
Saizenretsu de subete o miteta kimi ga michibiite?
