A Cracker Jack is in the sand
A big surprise waits in my hand
I'm Viktorious
That's quite the dog you got right there
Now here's a glimpse of my pet bear
I'm Viktorious
Now if you're alive
Soon you will die
I bid you goodbye
Apparently I'm old enough
To drag my Rolex through the mud
I'm Viktorious
My family tree is a golden one
I spread my seed with a water gun
I'm Viktorious
Now if you're alive
Soon you will die
So wave goodbye
Come right this way
You're in my way
Hey watch your mouth
Go wash your mouth
You know who I am?
Know who I am
Get out of my way
I broke this mic with my tongue
I sang this song for everyone
I'm Viktorious
I'm almost there, I almost quit
You'll never guess who I just kissed
Viktorious
