Tom: Em
Gm Gm
Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
Gm Gm
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right
Cm Cm
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite
D D
But it always seems to bite me in the
Gm Gm
Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot
Gm Gm
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not
Cm Cm
You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth
A D
And that is when it started going south
Oh!
Gm Bb Eb
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Cm
Stop your staring at my Hey!
D Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
Bb Eb
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
Cm
I think you could use a mint
D Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
Gm
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
Gm Gm
I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
Gm Gm
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"
Cm Cm
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
A D
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!
Gm Bb Eb
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
Cm
Stop your staring at my Hey!
D Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
Bb Eb
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
Cm
I think you could use a mint
D Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
Gm
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
Eb Gm
What about "No" don't you get?
Eb
So go and tell your friends
Gm
I'm not really interested
Cm
It's about time that you're leavin'
Gm
I'm gonna count to three and
Cm
Open my eyes and
D
You'll be gone
Gm
One
Get your hands off my
Bb
Two
Or I'll punch you in the
Eb
Three
D
Stop your staring at my Hey!
Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
Bb
I am not your missing link
Eb
Let me tell you what I think
Cm
I think you could use a mint
D Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
Cm
Woah!
Gm Bb Eb
Get your hands off my hips, 'fore I'll punch you in the lips
D
Stop your staring at my Hey!
Gm
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
Gm
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la
