I put a towel In a bag With formaldehyde I put that shit Up to my mouth And get really high Don’t give a fuck About these people Following me Down the street Everybody Want a part Of my life Can’t you see? I’m surfin’ I’m fuckin’ surfin’ I’m surfin’ I gave your dog A little snack I met your mom Down at the Shrimp Shack She asked me then “Where you been? ” I lied to her And told her I didn’t know Took off my shirt And so did she We rolled in the dirt And got dirty I’m surfin' Surfin’ with your mom Surfin’ through life Give a shit about anything I’m in the dirt With your mom in the dirt Surfin’ Surfin’ with your mom In the motherfuckin’ dirt I don’t give a shit If I get mud on my shirt I’m that guy Surfin’ by On a fuckin’ Shrimp sandwich I got mud On my shirt But I don’t care, bitch