My psychic won't return my call My magic 8 ball reads hazy All of my friends have gone crazy Can't trust a gut of alcohol My hearts a wild cannonball- what can I follow? My dreams are bouncing off the wall Which one is waldo? My head is hollow My only goal for tomorrow is to remember which pill I swallow Mama knows best but she's all the way in the kitchen I can't remember, what does mama always say? I never listen I never listen I flipped a coin, I rolled the dice I rock, paper, scissors- tied My cards are conflicting, I've drawn far too many times Can't decipher the picture in the crystal, still, I scry Why must I make up my mind? Time decides my life Mama knows best but she's all the way in the kitchen I can't remember, what does mama always say? I never listen I never listen My horoscope is vague The ouijia wouldn't sway till someone persuaded It evaded: You'll find the way Too scatterbrained to meditate Too complacent to learn from past mistakes My mentors been arrested for immoral misdirection My therapist confessed he has a fetish for distress The fortune cookie said it best What you'll see is what you'll get Mama knows best Wish she just would give me permission Give me a mission My angel and my devil always are in opposition I'm in no condition to pick a position Live in avolition Mama knows best If I just had her intuition instead of superstition I can't remember, what does mama always say? I never listen I never listen