Two tickets to the Rolling Stones Or a big huge party where everybody we know will go These things and things like these Are things I like so don't go thinking I don't Don't be thinking I won't It's just that...somewhere in the back of my mind There's a tiny little voice talking all of the time Saying wouldn't it be cool if they cancelled the show? Yeah, what if we didn't have to go? You and me doing nothing Better than anything You and me doing nothing Is better than something with anybody else You and me doing nothing We could take off our concert clothes And put on something old Something big, something not hip at all You know what I mean We could watch a DVD or some bad TV Get in bed, take a bath Or just lay on the floor with the dog Yeah, put a great album on Some people gotta go out to feel in Yeah, that's alright for the occasional grin But ain't it so enrichin' to be laughing in the kitchen Something cooking at 2am You and me doing nothing Better than anything You and me doing nothing Is better than something with anybody else The best time doing nothing That's what I wanna do You and me doing nothing Is better than something with anyone but you You and me doing nothing You and me doing nothing