Why can't you behave? Oh, why can't you behave? After all the things you told me And the promises that you gave Oh, why can't you behave? Why can't you be good? And do just as you should Wont' you turn that new leaf over so your baby can be your slave Oh, why can't you behave? There's a farm I know near my old hometown Where we two can go and try settlin' down There I'll care for you forever Or at least til you dig my grave Oh, why can't you behave? You know I need ya, kid I always knew you did But why can't you behave?