CHORUS:
He's so dull, drives a '63 Rambler
He's so dull, still livin' with his mother
He's so dull and he won't get anywhere with me
He's always callin' on the telephone
He won't go out without a chaperone
Cuz he's so afraid 2 be alone with me
He's always reading science magazines
And he doesn't even wear blue jeans
Why can't he understand what all this means 2 me?
CHORUS
He watches television night and day
He doesn't listen 2 a word I say
And he's always tryin' 2 walk me home from school
I'd like 2 tell'em that I wish he was dead (Drop dead)
But he could never get it through his head
He'll never change, he'll always be a fool
CHORUS
(Anywhere, I say he won't get anywhere)
