Tom: F# (capo 6ª casa) (intro) C G Am Em F G C G C G Am Em I know my words are sick F G C G well, so do I C G Am Em But come gather 'round n’ I'll tell a tale F G C G about a man that sold his eyes F A#7+ To lose weight and to get cute F A#7+ To reach a girl who's just like you C A#7+ To forget a girl he never had (intro) C G Am Em Then he sold his nose F G C G for an unknown guy C G Am Em A strange guy that some F G C G people used to call god F A#7+ Well, I guess he was really needing F A#7+ A new nose and I'm not kidding C A#7+ I swear it's not any kind of joke (intro) C G Am Em Now he's on the road again F G C G looking for someone C G Am Em To buy his dreams F G C G and ears and thumbs F A#7+ Someone to care for him F A#7+ Not to leave him lost in sin C A#7+ Neither in pain or happiness (intro) C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired C G Am Em Life is nothing but a joke F G C G and I'm getting tired... (intro 2x)