If she's not back by tomorrow Don't bother calling the cops Just throw her stuff out the window Or put them all in a box 'cause things that were inside your life Will just remind her of bad times Nothing you say or do will work She's opened up her eyes But if you want to get even Start saving money today And maybe by the next ice age You'll have about what it takes You might indeed be better off Without her scenes, without her warmth Everyone knows it's an easy thing To find a true, pure love Tiny ballad in her mind If loving was hoping for people to change Then it would be your domain I'm glad it isn't that way And if you want to say goodbye Or kiss her lips just one last time You'll just have to hope she's in your dreams When you close your eyes Tiny ballad in her mind