Tom: D D A half a dozen tourists stood outside the D C Lim'rick bar, D And thought they'd like to take a trip by A D Irish jaunting car, G C They jumped up on the side seats and it D C started down the street, D A But they never saw the character upon the D driver's seat. D The Jarvey was a leprechaun and had some D magic power, D He toured them thro' the Em'rald Isle at a C A thousand miles an hour, D A phantom horse was in the shafts and no one D C was surprised, D For the Jarvey was a leprechaun and he had A D them hypnotised. D He showed them Connemara on the way to D C Ireland's eye, D They heard him say that Galway Bay was A D frozen in July, D C He had them kiss the Blarney Stone on D C Ballybunion Strand, D And a football team from Donegal was A D Macnamara's band. D Now The Jarvey was a leprechaun and really D took them round, D C They went thro'' Tipperary town at twice the A speed of sound, D He told them it was Mullingar when passing D by Clonmel, D C For the Jarvey was a leprechaun and the A D truth he couldn't tell! D He told them it was Cromwell lost the battle D C of Clontarf D A He said the famous Finn Mac'coul was nothing D but a dwarf, D C D He swore the Giant's Causeway had been built C in the Phoenix Park, D A And it was in Killarney's lakes that Noah D built the ark! D The Jarvey was a leprechaun and did the trip D so fast, D Although the horse had spouted wings the C A pace just couldn't last, D (slow) C He drove them up the airy mountain, down the A rushy glen, D D A And the Jarvey and the passengers were never C D seen again.