Tom: Dm Am7 While landfills overflow D Around the globe Am7 You sit up there in your D Red judge robe Fmaj7 This charade has got to end G Mr. White Christmas, this is what I D Recommend [Chorus] Am7 Santa stay home Am7 Santa stay home D This is not a test D Not a test Am7 Santa stay home Am7 Santa stay home D Get to know yourself D Know yourself [Verse 1] Am7 I can't have you coming in my house, no Am7 I don't know what you're all about D Jolly pusher pushing more, oh, oh D It's like the news don't reach the North Pole Am7 Year after year Am7 Nice & Naughty shop the planet to tears D Life is the gift D Presents don't, presents don't mean shit [Pre-Chorus] F G Who are you without the- rest of us? D D You've got to get to know yourself F G Take off that disguise, help us open our eyes D D Get to know yourself [Chorus] Am7 Santa stay home Am7 Santa stay home D This is not a test D Not a test [Verse 2] Am7 How 'bout we leave the trees in the ground, yeah Am7 Not cut them down just to throw them out? D Life is the gift D Presents don't, present don't mean shit F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending F G Hurry up Em A Slow down [Refrain] F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending Em Hurry up, hurry up A Hurry up, hurry up Em Em Slow down Asus4 A Both poles melting [Chorus] Am7 Santa stay home Am7 Santa stay home D This is not a test D Not a test Am7 Santa stay home Am7 Santa stay home D Get to know yourself D Know yourself [Refrain] F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending F G Hurry up Em A Slow down F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending Em Hurry up, hurry up A Hurry up, hurry up Em Em Slow down Asus4 A Both poles melting [Outro] F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending F G Hurry up Em A Slow down F G With both poles melting Em A And the seasons blending Em Hurry up, hurry up A Hurry up, hurry up Em Em Slow down / fade