Tom: C G A/C# "Hey, it's nice to meet ya" C Is what he said to me G A/C# Baby, let me treat ya C To a shot or three G A/C# I think you're hot, but I was C Just about to leave G A/C# Join me if you wanna C I live right down the street [Pre-Chorus] G A/C# I was gonna go home C G A/C# Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned C G From the bar into the back A/C# Of a cab, up the stairs N.C. To my bedroom [Chorus] G It's a sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Tears be tasting like Bacardi G Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly A/C# C She's got work tomorrow morning G Sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Just my feelings getting sloppy G Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly A/C# N.C. Sad sorry afterparty [Verse 2] G A/C# Here's the part where we yell C Off the balcony G A/C# Make out in the shower C 'Til we can barely breathe G He said, "Let's go to Malibu" A/C# C But I just wanna cry into the swimming pool G A/C# "Hey, it's nice to meet ya" C Is what he said to me [Pre-Chorus] G A/C# I was gonna go home C G A/C# Pop a bottle in the bathtub while I get stoned C G From the bar into the back A/C# Of a cab, up the stairs N.C. To my bedroom [Chorus] G It's a sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Tears be tasting like Bacardi G Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly A/C# C She's got work tomorrow morning G Sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Just my feelings getting sloppy G Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly A/C# C Sad sorry afterparty [Interlude] | G | A/C# C | G | A/C# C | [Bridge] G Sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Tears be tasting like Bacardi G Don't scream, you'll wake up Molly A/C# C She's got work tomorrow morning G Sad sorry afterparty A/C# C Sun came up and I'm still sloppy G Put some whiskey in my coffee A/C# C Sad sorry afterparty [Outro] | G | A/C# C | G A/C# C Sad sorry afterparty | G | A/C# C | G A/C# C Sad sorry afterparty