Unkle Kracker

Steaks & Shrimp

Unkle Kracker


Clap your hands to the beat, just clap your hands to the beat 
C'mon clap your hands to the beat, I said clap you hands to the beat 
Uh huh and you don't stop, uh-huh and you don't stop 
Uh huh and you don't stop, uh-huh and you don't stop 

We in this Great Lakes state eatin' steaks n shrimp 
It's kinds hard to miss the crew cause' we all got limps 
We come equipped with new kicks and Stetsons 
The super saggy bags and the white trash connection 
No flexin', huh, know what I mean 
You can feel us fool, we don't need to be seen 
It's all about the green, not the drugs we be takin' 
That shits free with an LP in circulation, and we be wastin' time 
Got them all state, all county, all hood rhymes 
It's all good times, thank the lord 
For dumb fuckin' people and credit card fraud 
Were tearin' up your lawn, we got herds of Lincolns 
Step into your crib and have your whole house stinkin' 
Don't blink and don't think were soft 
Hide your money and your gold and don't express your thoughts 
We get mad props, wreck all shops 
Puttin' stops on crews they get confused and lose, that's what we do 
Styles tem from pioneers 
Leavin' suckers in awe you get jawed for lookin' queer 
Can you hear me or am I talkin to the wall 
That's Top Dog callin' out each and everyone of y'all 
You get balls you come and talk that shit 
But Top Dogs camp ain't nothing to fuck with 
and don't say we didn't warn ya 
I got this Detroit thing with more love than California 
Drunk DJ smokin' cognac dips 
Call me the sidekick thug boy kid with the limp 
I rip through rhymes like a bullet in the breeze 
And I float through tracks like a shark in the sea 
A we bit shy but I comply by me 
And I'm a mean motherfucker when I have to be 
Got young G's with sleeves and thieves on hold 
Strategically placed in case somebody feels bold, I told 
You ho's you can't fuck with these cuz 
I make more papers then trees 
See we believe in brotherhood forever is criteria 
You fuckin' with Top Dog your fuckin' with familia 
No I ain't feelin' ya, got all that I can do to hear 
Anytime you see me you should stand clear 
You see me in my Lincoln, in the clubs drinkin' 
Who you gonna check bitch, what the fuck you thinkin' 
You can check me but that shit don't slide 
You can get your life took tryin' to take my pride 
You ride with who? Man that shit ain't big 
I roll with dogs that'll rock your wig 
And got gigs all money, Detroit to Portland 
Cellular receivers and beepers is what were sportin' 
Your nothin' of importance, I don't sweat you 
Yeah the drinks on me but the jokes on you 
I'm all about the everyday nothin' at all 
See I'm not doin very much I'm just havin' a ball 
I'm in bed by four I'm up by noon 
I might sit around, I might write me a tune 
I might go fishin' and again I might not 
I might get me a 40 or pour me some scotch 
The watch on my wrist that don't even exist 
A lot of pissed people from appointments that I've missed 
I dissed everybody and their mom for spite 
Cuz everybody's barkin' but nobody ever bites 
Your talkin' loud, sayin' nothin' 
Get you dad, get your cousin 
Go and get your boy cuz he's as big as a house 
Now take your pussy ass click and get the fuck out 
I'm the estranged, deranged, got domains like states 
I live in plush hotels with them hourly rates 
I do big plates 8 times a day 
The crew be livin' large at the Seafood Bay 
Got a way with the world and now I'm lookin' to scramble 
Ain't about to ass out on a no good gamble 
I could handle anything but I ain't down for broke 
So before somebody slides somebody's getting' choked 
I'm a no good freak, I tweak skin like rashes 
I lose a little love with every day that passes 
Ain't a masochistic, rock, statistics, vocabulary I'm a very shy simplitic 
And get this, some people say I changed 
I'm the same mother fucker with the same old name 
A little extra game and extra cash see 
You could fuck me but don't put it past me 
You wanna bash me and got no reason 
I can lay up in the Caymans for 4 straight seasons 
I ain't a pnk, I refuse to be 
I live for what is not what used to be 
Your all up in the past that's ass 
Hear what I say 
I'm all about today and I'm a die that way... Bitch