Tom: C#m A G# C#m F#m E|--------------|----------|------4-----|--------------------------------------| B|------5-------|----------|-----5------|--10---9------------------------------| G|-----6-----6--|-----5----|--6------6--|--11-----11---------------------------| D|--7-------7---|--6----6--|--6------6--|--11----------------------------------| A|--7-------7---|--6-------|--4------4--|--9-----------------------------------| E|--5-------5---|--4-------|------------|--------------------------------------| [Verse 1] A G# C#m Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot F#m A-Always talk too much, let's not get into it A G# Why you so sad? Where'd that pretty face go? C#m F#m A Ask me how I'm doing and I'll spit it out like cinnamon G# C#m Bozo, bozo, bozo, better speak up (Up) F#m Tip-toeing round the block, I didn't see ya A G# Why you so sad? Only if you say so C#m F#m I-I told them everything, I swear I didn't mean to [Chorus] C#m B Amaj7 Wеlcome to the party, thank you very much E Look at what you startеd, I won't open up F#m G#m Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt A B And dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt [Verse 2] A G# C#m Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot F#m Could you just indulge me for a little bit? A G# Why you so sad? Nothing's gonna change C#m F#m Oversharing to the friends I made by lying on the internet, yeah A G# C#m Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're so careless F#m You know how I get when I get jealous A G# Why you so sad? Back in San Diego C#m F#m I-I-I told them everything, I've never been so reckless, no [Chorus] C#m B Amaj7 Welcome to the party, thank you very much E Look at what you started, I won't open up F#m G#m Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt A B I'll dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt (In this next part of the chorus before the bridge, you can hear this riff: C#m B A E F#m G#m A B E|-----------|-----------|--------------------|-----------|-----------|-----------|---------------| B|--------5--|--------4--|--------2--------2--|--------0--|-----------|-----------|---------------| G|--6---6----|--4---4----|--2---2----2---2----|--1---1----|--2-----2--|--4-----4--|--6--6--8--8---| D|--6--------|--4--------|--2--------2--------|--2--------|--4---4----|--6---6----|--7-----9------| A|--4--------|--2--------|--0--------0--------|--2--------|--4--------|--6--------|--7-----9------| E|-----------|-----------|--------------------|--0--------|--2--------|--4--------|--5-----7------| ) C#m B A Welcome to the party, thank you very much E If you wanna get me talking I haven't had enough F#m G#m Dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt A B And dance around the subject 'til my legs hurt C#m B A E F#m G#m A B (Thank you very much x4) [Bridge] C#m B A E F#m G#m A B I would give you all the things that I should keep to myself [Verse 3] A G# Bozo, bozo, bozo, you're an idiot C#m F#m Snap your fingers, flick your wrist and I'll get intimate A G# Why you so sad? Cards all on the table C#m F#m Caught me off the scale, dug up some trauma, I'm not feeling it A G# C#m Bozo, bozo, bozo, want it all back F#m Must have blocked it out, I don't recall that A G# C#m Why you so sad? Make them play the scapegoat N.C. I told you everything, I hope nobody saw that