[Tim Dog]
Ahhh yeahhh
Right about now we're gonna get into somethin REAL smooth
This is the story about a man and a woman
The man tried to kick, the woman fronts
He gets large, now she wants
Let's look in on the story
as this man's tellin this girl, about herself
Yeah..
[Kool Keith]
See girl, you look stupid now
And I gotta tell you somethin straight in your face
You played yourself like a big-time toy from Mattel
Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got
Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again?
See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time?
But right now I'm gettin ready to wash my hands
and get all the dirt off, yeah
Back in the days, see you never had the time
to come to my house, and let me tell you that I rhyme
You always made excuses, such as
"I'm sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind
Cause you and your friends are very hard to find
Lisa, Pamela, Angela, Renee
The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday
Lookin for Benz's, food and a hamburger
Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese
That ain't right girl, in your fantasy world
I call you once - you never dialed back
Twice - you never dialed back
Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train
talkin to Don Cornelius
Saturday night, my phone rings
Saturday night, I won't answer
Saturday night, my phone rings again
Saturday night, I don't answer
Finally, I cold screened the call - hello?
"Hello? Hey Keith, it's me baby. I miss you!
Where you been at all this time? Whatchu been doin?
Hey you think we can hang out tonight?
Y'know, we really gotta talk.
You still workin in the grocery store?" Please!
