Skate Song

Grinding off the neighbor's cat 
Baggy shorts and stupid hat 
halfpipe hero I am not 
Where's the brakes, I cannot stop 

Scootering, scootering, scootering and free 
Me and my skuda wrapped 'round a tree 

The local park is really fun 
Skating with my skating chums 
Elevator off the wall 
Fuck me, not another fall 

Now I'm lying in this bed 
Broken arm and busted leg 
I wished I'd never had gone riding 
I should have taken up hang gliding