I met her in a club down in old Soho Where you drink champagne It tastes just like Cherry Cola, C-O-L-A Cola She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice She said Lola, L-O-L-A, Lola, L-L-Lola Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man Oh my Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night Under electric candlelight She picked me up and sat me on her knee And said: Dear boy, won't you come home with me? Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy But when I looked in her eyes I almost fell for my Lola L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola I pushed her away, I walked to the door But I fell to the floor, I got down on my knees Then I looked at her and she at me That's the way that I want it to stay And I always want it to be that way For my Lola, L-L-Lola Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up muddled-up, shook up world Except for Lola, L-L-Lola Well, I left home just a week before And I'd never ever kissed a woman before But Lola smiled and took me by the hand And said: Dear boy, I'm gonna make you a man Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man But I know what I am, I'm glad I'm a man And so is Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola Lola, L-L-Lola, L-L-Lola