Who can take your trash out Stomp it down for you Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty-thingy-doo The garbage man Oh, the garbage man can The garbage man can And he does it with a smile and never judges you. Who can take this diaper Ma'am, I don't mind at all Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball The garbage man Yes, the garbage man can The sanitation folks are jolly friendly folks Courteous and easy-going They mop up when you're over-flowing And tell you when you arse is showing Who can Who can Who can The garbage man can Cause he's the homer simpson man He cleans the town for you