She likes stealin' from Salvation Armies She says it makes her feel like the movies Battin' her eyes with a crooked smile Wonderin' why the hell I'm pissed This ain't like any film that I recall It ain't exactly The Italian Job This kinda shit is for soccer moms Dyin' to be young again She's dancin' around the room In a cheetah print bodysuit Roll the credits when the scene is through Of the story of a messed up kid She tells me I got a problem with drinkin' But loves going out on the weekends Throws me the keys with a pretty please And wonders if I'll drive her home You'd think if she knew my weakness She'd try and help me to beat it That's why I love her so but since Roanoke I don't take her out to shop no more She's dancin' around the room In a cheetah print bodysuit Roll the credits when the scene is through Of the story of a messed up kid She likes stealin' from Salvation Armies She says it makes her feel like the movies Battin' her eyes with a crooked smile Wonderin' why the hell I'm pissed She's dancin' around the room In a cheetah print bodysuit Roll the credits when the scene is through Of the story of a messed up kid She's dancin' around the room In a cheetah print bodysuit Roll the credits when the scene is through Of the story of a messed up kid Roll the credits when the scene is through Of the story of a messed up kid