Tom: G#m
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I woke up this morning, excited, my wife told me great news,
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she told me she's pregnant, with our baby boy.
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I was screaming, and laughing, and jumping, so happy, excited,
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I was crying with laughter, I was crying with joy.
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But, then I stepped back and said "Honey we ain't had sex yet,
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so how are you pregnant?" I'm really confused.
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And then, she said God got her pregnant without even banging,
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and our son will grow up, and he'll be the king of the Jews. (Oh)
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If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
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I just dont understand it. This just doesn't make sense.
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If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
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How did we make a baby? (without even using my dick)
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And then, I said "Honey, I honestly just don't believe this.
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How can I just believe this? Are you out of your mind?"
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And then, she said "Come take a look up inside my vagina."
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And when I looked inside it, well her hymen was fine! (Oh)
[Verse 3]
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And now, there's men crossing the desert on camel and horseback,
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and some guy named Shadrack, and they're bringing her gifts.
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So now I'm just trying to figure out which ones the daddy,
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cause they all look so happy, and I'm the one sitting here pissed! (Oh)
[Chorus]
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If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
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I just dont understand it. This just doesn't make sense.
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If my wife's a virgin, then how in the hell is she pregnant?
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How did we make a baby? (without even using my dick)
[Outro]
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You're my little baby boy. I don't know who your daddy is,
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but I'm still gonna take you as my own.
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I'll sing you lots of lullabies and hold you everytime you cry,
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help your pretty mama build a home.
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Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
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Oooooooooooooooooo, ain't that love!
