Tom: C
C Am F G
[Verse 1]
C
She told me she don't love me, don't love me anymore
Am
Told me that the sparks gone, she told me that she's bored
F
But tell me what the hell girl, am i supposed to do
G
When you don't give a damn girl, i'm stuck here lovin' you
C
You know i tried my bestest, you know i've worked so hard
Am
But you just want Chris Hemsworth, to hold you in his arms
F
Well you can tell Chris Hemsworth to give and fuck himself
G
Yeah, tell that sexy asshat that he can go to hell
[Chorus] x2
C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
G
And they gon' make me feel good every single night
[Verse 2]
C
She wants me to do pushups, until my face is blue
Am
Thor you fucking asshole, she wants me to look like you
F
But don't you understand bitch, i'm only five foot tall
G
Standing on my tip-toes, i only come up to his balls
C
I'm not a damn Avenger, i'm only worth ten grand
Am
And i don't walk around with a fucking hammer in my hand
F
Seems the more i try girl, the more you love me less
G
So i just call my boyfriends, and we'll just go have sex
[Chorus] x2
C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me, but i think that's okay
Am
Cause' i got hella friends girl, so we'll just go be gay
F
Yeah i got boys who love me, boys who love me right
G
And they gon' make me feel good every single night
[Bridge]
C
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
Am
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
F
My wife don't wanna' fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
G
My wife don't wanna' fuck me
C Am
I'm walking around in boner town, and my wife don't give a damn
F G
And i'm trying real hard everyday to look more like Chris Hemsworth
C
But he's tall and blonde, and i'm short and brunette
Am
And i don't make a billion dollars an hour
F G
I hate you Chris Hemsworth, you fucking ruined my marriage
C Am
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
F G
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth
C Am
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, fuck you Chris Hemsworth
F G
Fuck you Chris Hemsworth, i hate you Chris Hemsworth
C
My girl don't wanna' fuck me
