I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be
Soon you're gonna be fucking me
I'm gonna tell you what your mama will say
"I'm ashamed my daughter is gay
I always knew that is was true
You're queer, your brother is too
I don't know what I did wrong
But I hope your fixation does not last long"
I'm gonna tell you what's going down town
All those people are putting you down
Some day you'll get scared when you're watching TV
Thinking "what the hell is wrong with me?
I must be fucked in the head
'Cause I want to take that girl to bed"
You can be afraid and it's okay
'Cause I'm so in love with you anyway
I'm gonna take you to queer bars
I'm gonna drive you in queer cars
You're gonna meet all my queer friends
Our queer, queer fun it never ends
We're gonna have a happy life
Both of us are gonna be the wife
I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be
It's queer queer fun for you and me
