Is this a joke? Haven’t seen home in months Haven’t seen life in weeks Haven’t seen you for far too long While I’m away, you call me night and day, wishing I was around I’m home now, and what a fucking surprise… You’re nowhere to be found It’s torture Make up your mind You’re making it hard to believe another promising word I heard it’s supposed to make the heart grow fonder Just a bullshit excuse to make me wait a little longer Attention, your only desire, baby While I’m away you call me night and day wishing I was around I’m home now, and what a fucking surprise… You’re nowhere to be found Now I’m home alone, staring at the phone, thinking I might implode No clever rhyme for this line, baby, this is where it ends I’ve made up your mind for you