Tom: Am Am B C E Em A5 B5 C5 E5 E|-5---2---3---7---7-| Sounds best when these e|--x---x---x---x-| B|-5---4---5---9---8-| chords are replaced B|--x---x---x---x-| G|-5---4---5---9---9-| with power chords. G|--x---x---5---9-| D|-7---4---5---9---9-| Open chords work fine D|--7---9---5---9-| A|-7---2---3---7---7-| as well, these are A|--7---9---3---7-| E|-5---x---x---x---x-| just my suggestions E|--5---7---x---x-| E|----------------| B|----------------| G|-4-5-4--4-5-4---| D|------5------5-2| x2 A|----------------| E|----------------| E|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-9-7/5-9-9/4-9-7/5-9-9/4-| x2 D|-------------------------| A|-------------------------| E|-------------------------| [Chorus] C Am E All my friends are heathens, take it slow C Am E Wait for them to ask you who you know C Am E Please don't make any sudden moves C Am E You don't know the half of the abused C Am E All my friends are heathens, take it slow C Am E Wait for them to ask you who you know C Am E Please don't make any sudden moves C Am E You don't know the half of the abused [Verse 1] Am Welcome to the room of people Em Who have rooms of people that they loved one day, docked away Am Just because we check the guns at the door Em Doesn't mean our brains will change from hand grenades Am Em You'll never know the psychopath sitting next to you Am You'll never know the murderer sitting next to you B You'll think, "How'd I get here sitting next to you?" B N.C. And after all I've said, please don't forget [Chorus] C Am E All my friends are heathens, take it slow C Am E Wait for them to ask you who you know C Am E Please don't make any sudden moves C Am E You don't know the half of the abused [Verse 2] Am We don't deal with outsiders very well Em They say newcomers have a certain smell Am You have trust issues, not to mention Em They say they can smell your intentions Am Em You'll never know the freakshow sitting next to you Am You have some weird people sitting next to you B You'll think, "How'd I get here sitting next to you?" B N.C. But after all I've said, please don't forget (Watch it) C Am E E C Am E E [Chorus] C Am E All my friends are heathens, take it slow C Am E Wait for them to ask you who you know C Am E Please don't make any sudden moves C Am E You don't know the half of the abused [Bridge] C Am Em All my friends are heathens, take it slow (watch it) C Am Em Wait for them to ask you who you know (watch it) C Am Em All my friends are heathens, take it slow (watch it) C Am Em Wait for them to ask you who you know [Outro] C Am E Why'd you come, you knew you should have stayed C Am E I tried to warn you just to stay away C Am E And now they're outside ready to bust C Am E It looks like you might be one of us