Tom: G Gadd9 I got a cat named Chicken Joe E9 Sleeps with the chickens when the weather gets cold Gadd9 Stays warm in the hen house all night long E9 'till the rooster crows at the break of dawn C D But he's no chicken, he's just a cat E9 D A cat named Chicken Joe [Verse 2] Gadd9 I know a little dog named Miss Kitty E9 She's a little dog livin' in a great big city Gadd9 Don't want a fish, just want a bone E9 Call "Here Kitty, Kitty" and she'll come back home C D But she's no kitty, she's just a little dog E9 D A little dog named Miss Kitty [Bridge] Gadd9 What's in a name? Gadd9 Call it what you will but it still won't change Gadd9 D Call it anything you want but it's still the same Gadd9 Oh no, what's in a name? [Verse 3] Gadd9 I heard about a parakeet named King Kong E9 Tweeting and chirping all day long Gadd9 Gets mad enough to knock down a house in a rage E9 It's a good thing he can't get out of that cage C D He's no gorilla, he's just a little bird E9 D A parakeet named King Kong [Verse 4] Gadd9 Fred's got a mule and he calls him Mister E9 I'd rather kiss that mule than kiss my sister Gadd9 Strong and steady through rock and snow E9 He'll get you where you want to go C D He's not a man, he's just a mule C D She's no kitty, she's just a little dog C D He's no chicken, he's just a cat Gadd9 A cat named Chicken Joe