Tom: G G 213 girls talk too much and Bb C G 212 boys not enough G And 312s are very bold, man, Bb C G 206 gets way too cold G Doing shots I'm all alone, I Bb C G slur my words after the tone [Chorus] G D And I drink and I call F C And I drink and I call G D And I drink and I call F C And I drink and I call G D And I drink and I call F D And I drink and I ca-all... G D F C I can't stand to be a-lone G D F C I can't stand to be a-lone G D F D I can't stand to be alo-one N.C. Save me on the telephone. [Verse 2] G Now 419s they hate the phone Bb C G Man 208s are never home G And all my lovers they have voice mail Bb C G They call me back, they give me hell! [Chorus] G D And I drink and I call F C And I drink and I call G D And I drink and I call F C And I drink and I call G D And I drink and I call F D And I drink and I ca-all... G D F C I can't stand to be a-lone G D F C I can't stand to be a-lone G D F D I can't stand to be alo-one N.C. Save me on the telephone. [Instrumental] G Bb C D G Bb C D F D F D Bb D Bb C [Verse 3] G N.C. I've dialed the numbers, dialed them all Bb C G But nothing beats a local call G Bb C 6-1-7 boys, mmmm! G Bb C 6-1-7 girls, mmmm! G Bb C 6-1-7 boys, mmmm! G Bb C G 6-1-7 girls, mm-mm!