It was a cold and rainy night in Santa Fe But I was in Melbourne, so it didn't affect me in any way And the rain on the all faces on the lost and lonely crowd, I imagine would have been quite unsettling I never go anywhere And the sailors grin with rotting teeth in Santa Fe Now I'm just making it up And the whores look out the windows of the whore districts Do they have whore districts? Maybe they're just spread out more discreetly Anyway, either way, they would definitely have windows I never go anywhere You can hope to God when you arrive in Santa Fe that I am not your tour guide I don't even know where it is Is it cold, is it even in America? Do they speak Spanish? It sounds like they would speak Spanish But how would I know... I never go anywhere! If there's one thing I could tell you about Santa Fe... (Long pause) ...No