Here's a story that's sad as its queer
I had a girlfriend near and dear
But she quit and I can't explain
How she left me but I never want to see her again
(and it's) Stupid me for barkin' up the wrong tree
I'm old fashioned my thoughts are bangin' and crashin'
I never understood the way she was
But that never stopped me from fallin' for her
I'd give her everything I wouldn't think twice
(But) I know that I could never be her man
(coz) She left me for a girl
And I'm banished from her world
I feel like such a bloke
All my friends think it's such a joke
She left me, She left me, She left me for a girl
Now that's the sitch and it's been a year
Sometimes it's hard to control the tears
Never forget when she got on the train
Denim, specs and her new girlfriend Lorraine
(and it's) Stupid me etc
I'd give her everything etc
(coz) She left me for a girl etc
