Free. Perfect. Now. That's how everybody wants it Debaser downed Ironic gin & tonic Who'd have guessed the printing press would burn Johnny Tremaine's hand? Maison de Pain, the cover of Jane, I don't think Rob Thomas is a man The Colonel put it in a bucket Chuck D's clocking ducats You got a tattoo to show your individuality like everybody else got a tattoo Free. Perfect. Now. That's how you really want it 'The Lung' collapsed somehow A peach-eating Prufrock sonnet Dreaming of roses and wine, Ernest Borgnine married four times Life's not fair. Circle gets the square. Getting Jiggy with the Honeycomb Bear The Colonel put it in a bucket Chuck D's clocking ducats You paid good money for a shirt from Old Navy which said 'Old Navy' across the front They should have paid you No one said it would last... and no one was right So I'll sit here playing Free Cell and Minesweep on another lonely night This has been done before This has been done before yeah