I love my trophy wife and she says she loves me for only who I am: a rich celebrity Like I would die for you or something I run home every afternoon to check the machine in my room This is the fourteenth day that I don't have a message from you That just makes me feel so awful It's worse than I pretend, but not as bad as Grisham writes I cried when Kubrick died, you still miss 'The Heights' Like you ain't got a brain or something This happens every afternoon 2000 orchids in your room and then some jackass points out that you aren't living here That just makes me feel so awful I hope you die cold and lonely