Trenchcoat Club

Summer Of '63 (i Wanna Be Frozen)

Trenchcoat Club


i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063 
so i can dance on the graves of the girls who wouldn't go out with me. 
they'll be dead, that'll be funny 
i'll be rich, cause i'll have had money 
earning interest in the bank 
while a cryogenic tank 
has become my home 

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063 
so i'll get entitlements and look like i'm 23 
i put an ad in the papers, so everyone knows 
it says 'so long, suckers. enjoy counting crows' 
pretty pretty please 
connect me with mr. freeze 
i've got a message for him 

bye bye, i've gone away 
i'd rather hibernate 
i had to sit and wait 
in the restaurant 
for 3 hours 
and you didn't show... 

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063 
so i can beat up the kids, of the kids that used to beat up me 
don't pull me out, until i'm the only one left 
all the spite of suicide, but without the death
it can't be any colder 
than your frozen shoulder 
that i know so well 
oh hell 

bye bye, i've gone away 
nothing here making me stay 
one started with K. 
and one started with a P. 
and they both left me 

(look what it did to Watt) 

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063 
just to say i out-lived all my enemies. 

mr. jones... wishes that... he were someone a little more funky