baby, you're so adequate
our lukewarm love goes on and on
a fake promise to you elicits
a round of passionless kisses
oh yeah
by candlelight, we reveal
how ambivalent we feel
about us
baby, you're so average
i rented a movie, so we don't have to talk
there's no church and there's no steeple
we're too lazy to see other people
i know
over an expensive dinner, you say
you could go either way
it makes no difference
we're together by circumstance
into this doomed romance
oh no
friends ask, "will it last forever?"
we both shrug and say, "whatever
who cares"
yeah, yeah, yeah
