Once while in a cab in DC You showed a simple golden dignity Or fighting Rocky on the silver screen yeah, you killed Mickey but it wasn't mean Cutting down all your trees as the March sun was fading out You went on Diff'rent Strokes to ask Willis what he was talking bout Mr. T, oh Mr T. Pity a Fool for me Driving around in your red striped van You are one hellava tough man Drinking milk when you are thirsty You wear the proper amount of jewelry the chains set you free Mr. T, oh Mr T. Pity a Fool for me You don't want to fly, Murdoch is crazy Hannibal's gonna love it when a plan has come together A plan has come together