Tom: C C What is christmas? Tinseled fairytales Day old stockings lined up in a row What is christmas Could someone tell me that? What is christmas? D Surely, I don't know G/D C/D D And everywhere these lights G/D C/D D Who needs to color night? G/D C/D D Could this whole thing be planned? G/D C/D C I do not understand This christmas Trees with colored lights Underneath they still are only trees Do you think that one day perhaps they might Find that christmas Is kind of a disease? F Every year it's waiting for me Waiting for me Every year it constantly defies G Placing strangers There before me There before me Spreading hope and cheer Mixed in with happiness C Fraternal bliss and other christmas lies! Dm A7 And there's one more thing that I have discovered Dm A7 That I would now like you to know Dm A7 The reason for christmas I now realize Dm A7 Is an excuse to tolerate snow Snow! I don't even like the sound of it Anyway, where was I Oh, yes! C What is christmas? Candles everywhere A fire hazard any other day Children light them No one seems to care All for christmas C Dm Every year it returns here Em F And every year it's waiting for me C Dm Why can't christmas disappear Em F And just pretend it never saw me C Dm Every year I get my hopes up Em F That it will somehow just leave C Dm But every year I wake to find Em F G C That once again it now is christmas eve