Tom: D
D
I was flipping through the channels
A
A lazy Sunday afternoon
Caught the race in Talladega
D
Coming around lap 22
D
When the fella in the blue car
Gave a red car a little tap
G
Then the rainbow colors
Went flipping down the track
A
In what that announcer called
D
A spectacular crash
And I thought
G
Well, hell, I can do that
D
What's the big deal?
A
Hit a wall in a ball of fire
D
Requires no skill
[Chorus 1]
G
A hundred thousand fans
D
Screaming in the stands
A
He gets a bag full of cash
Driving circles and crash
D
Hell, I can do that
[Verse 2]
D
While they were under caution
A
I switched it back to the football game
My team was losing
D
Coach was hanging his head in shame
D
Then they gave 30 to the football
And he hit the hole fast
G
'Tween him and the goal line
Was nothing but the grass
A
And he tripped on his own two feet
D
Fell flat on his back
And I said
G
Oh, hell, I can do that
D
Man, what's the big deal?
A
If I only wanted
D
A stumbling, fumbling skills
[Chorus 2]
G
A hundred thousand fans
D
Screaming in the stands
A
He gets a bag full of cash
To sit out the second half
D
Hell I can do that
[Verse 3]
Bb
Well, I must have dozed off
G D
I woke up with my baby next to me
Bb
Remote in her hand
G D
Tears in her eyes from a movie
A
A romantic comedy
G
Starring Matthew McConaughey
Oh, hell, baby
G
I can do that
D
I don't see the big deal
A
Kiss a girl, save the world
D
And the monster ain't even real
[Chorus 3]
G
He just takes off his shirt
D
Stuntman does the work
A
He gets a boat load of cash
For a quick shot of his ass
D
Hell, I can do that
