Livin for a day, breathin for a week Losin solitaire, losin my physique No job, no pay, no way to make ends meet Windowshoppin as girls go down the street Here I am, sittin here Drinkin coffee and dreamin beer Readin NME, listenin to the Jam Dyin for a crap, stuck right where I am Fantasising a life of rockstar ease So I guess I'd better learn some Japanese How'd the hell they get us on our knees As we sit on our Conrays, scratchin' our fleas Fantasising a life of rockstar ease, oh yeah Disco is the modern rock n roll Multimillions dancing in the streets Got no place to hang my tired brain And all TV shows me is John Travolta's feet Lyin on our backs, listening to the news Looking at the dust on our rave reviews We don't care if the whole damn world explodes It'll keep the drunken drivers off the roads Something's gone in my prefrontal lobes Cos everyone's speaking trendy secret codes And we don't care if the whole damn world explodes Doctor Rock please blow my mind away I won't miss it for a moment man Lock the door and set this house on fire And I'll club my head to bits cos I'm a fan No, no, no, I'm not bored, I'm dead Dead bored, dead I'm not bored