Its no joke, being stony broke canʼt afford no tinsel for the tree i know i should buy a christmas pud, but i aint got no money We all get the itch, to be filthy rich i knew that i would never make a mint for sure i am poor, but i never thought iʼd be this skint Do we wanna party, nooooo do we wanna celebrate do we wanna party, nooooo do you wanna celebrate, we don't wanna celebrate christmas Chorus: here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch oh no mistletoe, crackers or a turkey oh, here comes a credit crunch christmas a credit crunch gloomy locked in, blue till boxinʼ day. Carol singers, thereʼs nowt worse sittinʼ in the dark and penniless knockinʼ at the door, cant take anymore, iʼm gonna kill good king wenceslas Heatings off, nothing left to scoff i darednt turn the fairy lights on it sucks when ya stuck in a christmas recession Chorus, guitar bit and stuff. Now