Cloughy's lads are full o' gloom, coz cloughy's in the changin' room Why can't he nick off & leave them be? He screams & yells & just because, cloughy knows that he's the boss Cloughy's rough & tough cloughy's barmy Cloughy's in a huff & tense, cloughy's teeth begin to clench A cloughy fan asks for his autograph... "can yer sign this brian?" He nuts him first & smacks him next, nobody makes cloughy vexed Cloughy is the chief cloughy's the gaffa Cloughy is a football hooligan, now cloughy's only at his prime With his fist in yer nose when the referee blows full time Chorus: Brian brian kicks & slaps & he shouts oi! Brian brian cloughy is a bootboy The judge tells cloughy to keep calm, he's up for grevous bodily harm Cloughy stands and begins to yell Cloughy must have a screw loose coz cloughy says he's gonna cruc.. Ify the cops when he gets out the cell Cloughy is a football hooligan...(guitar bit) Cloughy is a football hooligan...(chorus) He kicks & slaps, he thumps & cracks, He nuts & smacks and shouts oi!