If I was Washington valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man fun would I gorge for If I was gingus gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day If I was a gouger gouge would I wish for If I was a fisherman fish would i fish for If I was a french whore frenchies I'd dish for Wish I had a dollar a day Turkeys are for flyin' chickens are for eatin' I'm all for fun fun's forbidden forbidden's forgotten and forgotten's for gettin' I wish I had a dollar a day Buzzards are for circling circles are for heroes Heroes for floatin' fiddles to Nero Fingers for countin' numbers for zero Wish I had a dollar a day If I was Washington valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man fun would I gorge for If I was gingus gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day If I was Washington I'd wear wood teeth If I was a policeman I'd walk me a stone beat If I was a singer I'd stop right now I wish I had a dollar a day