I'm Tall, I'm tanned, I'm young, I'm handsome! I'm coming to bring back your wee ones So hush my sweet Condor Let me win the one please! So try, attack me! But I won protection I don't feel that pecking, so Save your objections Hush, now, Condor Let me in the final three I, Oh, I-I-I I've got problems with condors Problems with condors Why, oh, why-y-y Am I not at home? I ponder Trust me, oh, trust me-e-e! I'm your best friend and I'll never eat eggs again-n-n-n! I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak! 'Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sack! So, hush, my sweet, let me into the final three! Cody Jr! I, how I-I-I How I really hate these birdies And I want to live to see my thirties These, these feathered jerks They're bringing me strife And Condor Two, I'm not your wife For the last time! Get a life! Yes! Thanks, my sweet Condor Now I'm in the final three!